Funny Liners On Wedding What About These Yes Some More One Liners Are They Funny ?

What about these yes some more one liners are they funny ? - funny liners on wedding

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

Blood pessimistic BA is always negative.

Practice safe eating - always with spices.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but my mother.

Shotgun Wedding: The case of wife or death.

I worked in a factory cover, but not folded.

If electricity comes from electrons ... Does that mean that morality

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Idiots?

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are the owners.

It is a book on voyeurism a volume of espionage?

Dancing cheek to cheek is actually a form of gambling on the floor.

Ban the bra was a big mistake.

Captains do not like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

The success of the system is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Gossip is a person with a great sense of rumor

Without geometryand life has no meaning.

If you dream in color, which is a pigment of your imagination.

Condoms should be used in every opportunity.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet to be, it's an I for an I.